Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Worst. Headline. Ever.


Has someone at the Tribune been reading too many blogs? Maybe the headline writer? This. Little. Trick. has gone too far. I'm guilty of using it. Hector's guilty. It's time the blogosphere take a hard look in the mirror. Must. Stop. Using. Full Stops. We are collectively dragging the english language down into the gutter. It's not a pretty sight. So from here on out, I promise that only full sentences and proper grammar shall be used (can I use "shall" there???). So, Chicago Manual of Style, here I come! Hey Strunk & White, make some room for the American Sector. Hey language gestapo - where do I get fitted for my brown shirt? I'm mad, I'm armed with a blog, and I will enforce the rules. Who's with me?